[juro]

I'm on a paraphenalia drive... how about some bumper stickers:

Slow: Schoolie Zone
Warning: This vehicle stops for all surface activity
Caution: I brake for blitzes
It's 3am - do you know where your stripping basket is?
Warning: I brake for roadkill
I lost my cherry at Big Girl Bar
No joy like Monomoy
I love the smell of burning drag in the morning
Warning: I brake for CONCLAVES

LOok for them on a bumper near you!

 

[RayStachelek]

GregO's truck bumper sticker

I'm falling all over you. We have to stop meeting my accident!

Ouch!

RS

 

[grego]

Very Cool!

I still like:
While others are Slackin' we're into backin'

 

[Hawkeye]

My favorite from this season was "Chatham - A small drinking town with a fishing problem."

 

[SOLO]

My wife told me that I spend too much time FISHING and not enough time with her...and if I didn't change my ways she was going to leave.
I'm sure going to miss her!

 

[ssully]

Ass, Gas or Bass nobody rides for free.

Liar liar
Pants onfire,
Saw you last weekend
Trolling wire.

Follow me to the Canal Tunnel.

Rub a Dub Dub
Three men in a tub,
That's not a fly
Just a big fat plug.

Sluggo's to the left of me,
Sluggo's to the right of me...

Mary had a little fly
It's dressing white as snow,
And everywhere it was cast
The Albies didn't show.

 

[doug]

Juro,
Speaking off stickahs....is there a "board" decal/sticker in the works?
Doug

 

[juro]

Yessir Doug! I am feeling out the best catch phrase for it... in this thread!

I want to get them for different regions, these are obviously striper country.

The pacific northwest might have things like:

My other car is a driftboat
Warning: I brake for October caddis
etc.

There might be a one-for-all phrase:

Warning: This vehicle stops suddenly near water

or something.

These are in addition to the static clinging window stickers we talked about, I'll post samples very soon!

thanks to all for your patience, and if anyone has ideas... I'd love to hear / see them!

Juro

 

[juro]

The Spey guys will have fun with these:

Two-hander on board

Kiss me I'm a Long-rodder

OK - back to the family program...

 

[RayStachelek]

BLIND CASTING - Eye protection required.

EXPERT CASTER - No flies on me!

Fly Fisher Kayaker's never make waves.

Fly Fishing Forearm...4 em... Forum.

Capt. Ray's Angel Hair - We split hairs.

and lastly

Juro's Deep Sandeel Flies - We sink to low levels.

Man... Do I have too much time on my hands.(That's not one of the paraphenalia sayings)

 

[Lefty]

Lefty Kreh for President!

TW

 

[jared]

Stop in-breeding...ban country music....


--j

 

[FrenchCreek]

I'm going for Stripers dear, not Strippers !

 

[Lefty]

Al said:

"If you tailgate me, I'll flick a clouser on your windshield."

"Honk if you've got a fish on!"

2 winners! I like em.

Terry

 

[Bobp]

Reel woman smell like fish.

Flyfish - not bait and switch.

SWFF - we like our flies down

SWFF - where stripping is a passion.

 

[juro]

I'm kickin this one up due to Chris' great work with the spring sticker... but don't get any ideas! ;-)

Note: a couple of posts were cleaned up and a couple more probably should be! }>

 

[Chris]

To piss of all the antis--- Piping Plover... Tastes like chicken!

 

[shorebird]

"I got a new flyrod for the wife. Best swap I ever made!"

 

[DFix]

This is the best laugh I've had in a long time - I know my gray matter is smoking to come up with something, but these are great all the way across.