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Old 02-19-2003, 09:27 PM
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I laughed so hard I actually spit an ice cube!

Probably not appropriate for the Board but one of the funniest things I've ever read. You guys who get Fred's Friday Funnies will understand.

> Sex Frogs! Only $20 each!
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> A beautiful, well endowed, young blonde, goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of frogs. The sign says: Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Money Back Guarantee! (Comes with complete instructions).
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> The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her and whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one."
> The man packaged the frog and said, "Just follow the instructions carefully." The girl nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home. As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, the girl takes out the instructions and reads them thoroughly, doing exactly what it says to do:
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> 1. Take a shower.
> 2. Splash on some nice smelling perfume.
> 3. Slip into a very sexy teddy.
> 4. Crawl into bed and put the frog down "there".
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> She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and, to her surprise, nothing happens! The girl is totally frustrated and quite upset at this point. She rereads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, "If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store." So, the girl calls the pet store. The man says, "I had some complaints earlier today. I'll be right over."
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> Within five minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The girl
> welcomes him in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the instructions and the damn thing just sits there." The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into its eyes and sternly says:
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> "Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!"
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Old 02-20-2003, 02:20 PM
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Fred, try this....

One of the major golf magazines was trying to figure out what the world's worst foresome could be. What they finally figured out consisted of the following:

Monica Lewinsky
O.J. Simpson
Ted Kennedy
Bill Clinton

The reasons? Well,

Monica is a hooker,
O.J. is a slicer,
Ted Kennedy can't drive over water,
Bill Clinton can't even remember the last hole he played over.

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Old 02-20-2003, 04:49 PM
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Fred, this information is 30 years to late for me, I needed in my roaring 20s, perhaps it may have worked on a few of my liazions to a better result ?



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Old 02-20-2003, 08:25 PM
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And you thought you had a good job.
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