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Old 03-15-2002, 04:59 PM
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Why Fishing is better than sex:

1. You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines.
2. It's perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once in a while.
3. The Ten Commandments don't say anything about Fishing.
4. If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing in your Whaler, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.
5. Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you fished with long ago.
6. It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.
7. When you see a really good Fisher person, you don't have feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing in a Whaler together.
8. If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you Fish with someone else.
9. Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by
yourself.
10. When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.
11. You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell
Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting sued for harassment.
12. There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.
13. If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to
subscribe to the Playboy channel.
14. Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life.
15. Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest in it.
16. Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just Fished last week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?"
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Old 03-15-2002, 05:25 PM
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...common law fishing relationships...

...When you break up you don't lose half your stuff...

Where as, if you're even thinking about getting married, it's been suggested to find some woman you can't stand, buy her a house, and send her a check ever month. That way you're not subjected to all the stress and costs associated with lawyers and divorce court...
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Old 03-15-2002, 07:48 PM
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Re: Why Fishing is better than sex:

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1. You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines.
Better hide the invoices for them though.
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Old 03-16-2002, 11:11 AM
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Fishing vs. ....

If your cell phone goes off you can consider answering it .... or not.

If you wife finds a 'strange' telephone number or two in the bill, she won't ask the next series of obvious questions.

If you fish, you don't have to seek out of the house at 4am; and worry about the questions that will/would follow.

If your wife loves to travel to Europe, you can prove your 'hobby' is far less expensive than hers. (TRUST ME on this one!) And any one ever heard of a 'hijacking' of a drift boat?

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Old 03-16-2002, 12:37 PM
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That's hilarious Pete!

Joke:

A man and woman are having an affair while the woman's husband is away on business. The phone rings and it's her husband. After a short casual chat, she hangs up. The other married man asks "were you nervous talking to him with me sitting right here?".

She answers "not at all, he called to say he won't be home because he's going fishing with you for the whole weekend".
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Old 03-16-2002, 05:16 PM
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Better than sex

You don't have to hesitate when your fishing partner says

"Let's do it again, right now!"
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Where is Tallinn ?

If there is fly fishing for trout or salmon (or any type of fish) here you can have both sex and fly fishing.

Ran into this just innocently surfing today, I promise. Was just looking for a new thinsulate fishing cap.

Looks very interesting though. Now this would be an interesting fly fishing vacation


http://www.outdoorsite.com/trade-a-trip/index.cfm

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Old 03-16-2002, 07:14 PM
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Funny what passes for steelhead flyfishing nowadays...

Here is the first (and last) steelhead flyfishing thread I read on their forums...

http://forums.outdoorsite.com/cgi-bi...c&f=3&t=000013
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Old 03-17-2002, 07:04 AM
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Very creative "Gummie Bears" to imitate spawn, I suppose Juicy Fruits and Dots may work also as a spawn substiture !!

Don't let the bait fishermen see that. In Michigan the regs say you cannot have any type of live bait in your possession when fishing the flyfishing only areas and go into detail as to what that definition is. Do not beleive the DNR could fine you for a box of any of the above in your vest though.

You know I think they might work, and I know the fish will have a hard time getting them out of their teeth, like we do !!
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PM - looks like Tallin is in Italy...

So if I FF for bass, I can use gummi-WORMS and it'll be o.k.? I'll bet if I tried it I would only get 'Swedish Fish' (what I'd really like to catch is the "Swedish Equestrian Bikini Team"!)
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Exclamation

Sprocket -

The last part of your post conjures such images I just had to search up a Swedish Equestrian website...

HERE IT IS: CLICK HERE
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Old 03-18-2002, 10:32 AM
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Got me

Is that an equestrian sport ? Will ask the lady attorney in the next office she is a big equestrian, you know polo matches etc...
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Quote:
Originally posted by juro
Funny what passes for steelhead flyfishing nowadays...

Here is the first (and last) steelhead flyfishing thread I read on their forums...

http://forums.outdoorsite.com/cgi-bi...c&f=3&t=000013
Funny world we create. If you tie a piece of yarn on a small hook and whip it out there with a fly line and fool a steelie, you are the height of art, a gift to the tradition, a bretheren amongst the great anglers of times past etc.
But, if you put on a gummy bear, cast it out with a spinning rod, fool a steelie, then you're a beer bellied weasil who should be sent packin. Weird.

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You lost me on that one... from what post, comment or evidence did you make that assumption about mankind?
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Old 03-18-2002, 01:44 PM
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Juro: you didn't make that assertiion.
It's implied with a little poetic license and some FF eliotism sprinkled in.(again not you, me).
One thing I'm wondering is what you don't like about that thread on the Steelie board.

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