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Old 09-07-2003, 03:15 PM
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My dear MJC,

My thanks to you for your inspiration. Based upon our recent off-line exchange, I decided to go in search of a hotpants sighting this morning. I was not disapointed. Low and behold one was soon to be seen. And what a hottie. This was not some dolled up long haired version like I have seen of late but a short haired hardbody wearing the prettiest purple outfit you can imagine. And boy was she wild. And built. While I am sure she could fit into a size 6 dress, she had a 36" bust and a 17 inch waist. Boy with a body like that, who needs Viagra. Thanks to you my friend for convincing me there is still value in the old tried and true.

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Old 09-07-2003, 04:03 PM
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Howdy Sinktip,

That is quite an account!!! Just reading your graphic description has my blood racing. My heart is pumping so hard I think I'd better take an extra blood pressure pill.
My heart is filled with lust to go to the river's edge and look for some hotpants. Maybe if I'm vigilant I can find a hard bodied screamer of my own.:eyecrazy:
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Old 09-08-2003, 12:35 AM
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Ok you two ...

Rent a room, even if it's only for an hour.

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Old 09-08-2003, 02:29 AM
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Now Fred,

We're just exhibiting our youthful exuberance for the things we love.
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Old 09-08-2003, 07:15 AM
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Right on, guys....

Being the "wrong side" of age 69, I still appreciate the scenery provided by these "finer things in life".

By the way, Fred, aren't you the guy who has been known to change the direction of your casts to observe the scantily clad "feminine pulchritude" of some "woods nymph" frolicking streamside?

Boy, some "moralist"!

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For such a slow summer for most, you sinktip have more than out done yourself. Congrats and look forward to cruising the strip with you the rest of the Fall. Cool weather is comming but Hot Pants will still be seen on Water Street.
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Old 09-08-2003, 10:27 AM
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There is something fishy going on here.......................................
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Old 09-08-2003, 10:43 AM
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No, nothing fishy...

If a person will search diligently they can find some hotpants for their own pleasure.
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Old 09-08-2003, 11:28 AM
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Kerry,
All summer there has been fishy going ons over here in NW Steelhead land. From Mary to 22 year olds naked as jay birds the smell of old fish has lingered on. It is in the translation of ones realitity that tells a story only a mother could love or the Rossetta Stone could solve. I believe it was our famous "Plunker" who once said on another station, " It was Tim Leary who invented space." I would only say that fishermen have done it this way long before Tim Leary got you, me or anyone else to see realitity in such a soothing and abstract form.

Renting a room for an hour here and there can be priceless, Fred.
That's all some of us can afford and that's is all the time some need down on old Water Street.
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Old 09-08-2003, 01:37 PM
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He bows from the middle to acknowledge a "GOTCHA!"

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Being the "wrong side" of age 69, I still appreciate the scenery provided by these "finer things in life".

By the way, Fred, aren't you the guy who has been known to change the direction of your casts to observe the scantily clad "feminine pulchritude" of some "woods nymph" frolicking streamside?

Boy, some "moralist"!

BobK
During the warmer weather we have what's known as "the plastic hatch ..." Rafter, lots and lots of rafters in the top 10'ish miles of river (rental rafts, etc.) .... Well, it's 95 degrees .. oh he.., you get the idea that in the swim suit dept. "less is more."
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Old 09-08-2003, 02:01 PM
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Swim suits? Scantily clad woods nymphs? You old boys are completely of the subject now.
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Old 09-08-2003, 03:04 PM
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Ah heck, the thread's already going sideways so

I'll toss this one in for a grin. (Bill W. sent this to me in a e mail.)

I like the explanation:

Subject: Manure on the seas


In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had to be
transported by ship and it was also before commercial
fertilizer's invention, so large shipments of manure
were common.

It was shipped dry, because in dry form it weighed
a lot less than when wet, but once water (at sea)
hit it, it not only became heavier, but the process
of fermentation began again, of which a by-product
is methane gas. As the stuff was stored below decks in
bundles you can see what could (and did) happen.
Methane began to build up below decks and the first
time someone came below at night with a lantern, BOOOOM!

Several ships were destroyed in this manner before it
was determined just what was happening. After that, the
bundles of manure were always stamped with the term "Ship High In Transit" on them which meant for the sailors to stow it high enough off the lower decks so that any water that came into the hold would not touch this volatile cargo and start the production of methane.



Thus evolved the term "S.H.I.T " , (Ship High In Transport)
which has come down through the centuries and is in use to this very day.

You probably did not know the true history of this word.

Neither did I. I always thought it was a golf term.

And of course we all know where the term 'cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey' originated.

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Old 09-08-2003, 03:06 PM
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Well not totally off base. A little after my wonderful hotpants experience yesterday there was a definite bulge produced from seeing a nice set of bare boobies shaking back and forth. I would have loved it if she would have consented to go further but hey, sometimes it is nice just to watch.
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Old 09-08-2003, 04:30 PM
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MJC,

Any place over that way for someone to buy hotpants? I figure with all the press they have been getting lately, maybe some of the board members would like to buy some for their wifes and/or girlfriends. Heck, maybe you should add them to your shop. A little bit of a reach from rods and waders but who knows, they might catch on. The cutting edge of fashion moves from Paris to Peck!

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Old 09-08-2003, 04:42 PM
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That's a thought but...

I dunno. You know how our friend OC feels about fly shops that sell "gifts". I guess I could stock some in black, purple, and maybe orange. I saw some with a "tube" top that looked really HOT!
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