All right now, enough of this "northerners only fish for trout" stuff...
Bluegills- I've got them right down the street from me, and could probably chase them this weekend if I'm not too jet-lagged. Flycasting in a semi-catatonic state could leave to involuntary ear piercings.
NASCAR- Ditto what John has said.
Tobacco- I'll leave that to others......I don't deal with it, and in return I hope to enjoy many more years of fishing.
Thank you, and good night.