You know you're a fly tying junkie when...
Your neighbors take their golden retriever to the vet to be checked for mange.
You carry large cutters in your trunk for the occasional squirrel tails.
You decide to take up bird hunting when you've never shot a gun before in your life.
You go into thousand yard stares waiting for a haircut at the barber.
The guy next door who raise chickens greets you at the door with a shotgun.
The lady at the craft store is now giving you very strange looks...