I was starting to believe you until I read the last line. Could any fly tyer stay orderly, I doubt it.
I just got a large inflow of LOTS of duck feathers now where to put them.
I use to hunt and trap in the jersey swamp lands as a kid. It was pretty good back then muskrat, fox, skunk, opossum, rabbits, pheasants, rats etc...
Thats when I became an outdoorsmen.