This thread has taken an interesting turn. Although I think that most of the comments are made tongue-in-cheek, here's a few things to consider....
I know many bait anglers who use earthworms, but not the aquatic worms that these flies represent.
Some people harang these flies, yet have no problem tying some Globug yarn to a hook and fishing it as an egg pattern.
This fly is a great candidate for the simple but deadly swap that's coming together.....hook, wire, chenille......but it's no secret and won't be entered, so anyone who has issues with it won't have to worry about getting one.