How to fix PETA . . .
. . . take a kid fishing. The people who fund these losers are not the same people who as children were given an appreciation of what our "sport/reason for living" is all about. I recommend worms, corn, and PowerBait -- whatever it takes to keep up the action and hold their attention. The ends justify the means. Statistics show that if a person was not exposed to fishing by the age of 16, then the probability that they will take up fishing later in life becomes incredibly small.
So, offer to take your neighbors kid away from that PlayStation 2 for just one Saturday morning and defeat the scourge that is PETA!