I'd already guessed you were a little Bipolar!
I, along with most steelhead flyfishers, appreciate you're 2(3?) sided approach to fishing conditions.
My favorites are as follows:
Good: They're catching Steelhead in the Sauk
Bad: Bring your own rock
Good: A little rain has finally put a bit of color in the water
Bad: It will be out by the time you get there to fish it
Good: I just found a great new run to fish
Bad: Others know this too
Also glad you hear some other city's meteorologists are as bad as those in Seattle
Hope all is well!!
Brian in Seattle