Ah, you mid-westerners... what ever shall we do with you?
Strange thing is no one (and I've asked) had ever heard of "Oreeegone Cheese" until you "cheese head" brought it up. Is this "diversion???"
In Canada, we have no "Polish Jokes" too many Poles, so they're all "Nuffie" (New Foundland) jokes. Silly but keeps you out of ...
Well, let your immagination run amuck.