...life on the edge of retirement...
'Next time you get to the Den...how about picking me up a few cans of that "special" dog chow?! I've heard it's not bad with a dab of spicey hot barbque sauce and elbow macaroni with some american cheese melted on top. Very subtle with a taste that's not overwhelming ('hope I can say the same for my breath).
Chasing cars, cats...ah, the retired life...'Can't wait! On the edge!
'Will fish/scavenge for food!