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Old 03-11-2000, 09:04 PM
PeteSorensen PeteSorensen is offline
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RE:Provincetown Doctor...

A priest decides to take a walk to the pier near his church. He
looks around and finally stops to watch a fisherman load his
boat. The fisherman notices and asks the priest if he'd like to
join him for a couple of hours. The priest agrees.

The fisherman asks if the priest has ever fished before, to
which the priest answers no. He baits the hook and says, "Give
it a shot, Father."

After a few minutes, the priest hooks a big fish and struggles
to get it in the boat.

The fisherman says, "Whoa, look at that big sonofabitch!"
Priest: "Uh, sir, can you please mind your language?"

Fisherman: (THINKING QUICKLY): "I'm sorry, Father, but that's
what the fish is called: -- a sonofabitch."

Priest: "Oh, I'm sorry, I did not know."

After the trip, the priest brings the fish to the church and
stops the Bishop.

Priest: "Look at this big sonofabitch!"

Bishop: "Please, mind your language, this is a house of god."

Priest: "No, you don't understand! That's what the fish is
called and I caught it. I caught this sonofabitch!"

Bishop: "Hmmm, you know I could clean this sonofabitch and we
could have it for dinner." So the Bishop takes the fish, cleans
it and takes it to the head mother.

Bishop: "Could you cook this sonofabitch for dinner tonight?"

Head Mother: "My word, what language!"

Bishop: "No, Sister, that's what this fish is called, a
sonofabitch! Father caught it, I cleaned it, and we want you to cook it."

Head Mother: "Yes, I'll cook that sonofabitch tonight."

That night the Pope stops by for dinner. He thinks the fish is
great and asks where they got it.

Priest: "I caught the sonofabitch."

Bishop: "And I cleaned the sonofabitch."

Head Mother: "And I cooked the sonofabitch."

The Pope stares at them for a minute with a steely gaze, takes
off his hat, leans back in his chair, puts his feet up on the table and says;
"You know, you f##kers are alright!"
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