RE:post-partem depression -or- OP pursuit?
Sorry, I was out chasing silvers off the Narrows beach with a 11' 6wt 1 1/2hand rod <g>. Nothing except a beautiful morning to show for it - I had to leave around 1pm, but my friends got into some nice searuns (biggest was 19" but skinney) at another beach later in the afternoon.
The Green's so low you can walk across it, and the recent stories I've heard from the OP (cluster#%#*) have all told of very low water and LOTS of people.
Guess it's time to tie some more flies!