You are a lucky guy! Did I tell you about the time I went fishing with my wife? She brought along a good book. When the rod got hit, I said "you got a fish, reel it in!" She said, with her finger on the paragraph, eyes fixed on the book trying to finish the sentence "hold on... wait a sec...."
She's the very best thing that has ever, and will ever happen to me - but a fisherperson... NOT!
What's next for her - stripahs?