I was hoping I could get you to join in! We need to tell everyone on the island you are Jimmy Buffet, it might get us free drinks and lodging.
The resemblance is perfect, now you just need to learn how to sing... "wastin' away agin in margaritaville... trying to find my... lost shaker of salt"
You'll be right at home... WADERS? We don' need no schtinkin WADERS!