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02-28-2002, 07:53 PM
Admiral Adrian has his YAK and now he waits impatiently for the full-body-condom-dry-suit to arrive...
I'm familiar with what a Scotsman wears under his kilt...
What does a mad Englishman wear under his dry suit?

02-28-2002, 08:13 PM
The one piece condom is Goretex so I was thinking a white tux and red rose, then I could do the James Bond thing. Out of Yak, out of dry suit, starighten hair then into Cristians for a vodka Martini - shaken not stirred of course :D

02-28-2002, 08:38 PM
Adrian... can't wait to see it... I will wear my Harrow Boater straw hat.... was it Drury's or The Park? Mr. Bond? Pete.... winter will be over soon and you can start thinking about mid days on South Beach..East... a a Day full of stripers, and my familiar scrowl when you say ," hey John.. I got another."

02-28-2002, 08:55 PM
...I would follow Determined Strider all day just to walk in his footsteps...and glean an occassional pearl of wisdom!
...and take fashion notes...
Adrian...GoreTex body condom! Quite the "statement" and yet ANOTHER good reason to give up the evil weed...There's something to be said for tiny burn holes that let water in and dampen more the just your spirits.
(but...in good taste, the Tux should probably be black until Labour Day...or is that Memorial Day?! ...help me out John...)

03-01-2002, 01:45 PM
Note: A White Dinner Jacket should not be worn before Memorial Day, nor following Labor Day, in temperate climates. This does not apply to tropical climates or motion picture stars with exceptional haberdashery taste:smokin: