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: Too good not to share.


fredaevans
01-15-2002, 11:57 AM
A bum, who obviously has seen more than his share of hard times, approaches a well dressed gentleman on the street. "Hey, Buddy, can you spare two dollars?"

The well-dressed gentleman responds, "You are not going to spend it on liquor are you?" "No, sir, I don't drink," retorts the bum.

"You are not going to throw it away in some crap game, are you?" asks the gentleman. "No way, I don't gamble," answers the bum.

"You wouldn't waste the money at a shop for a fly rod, would
you?" asks the man. "Never," says the bum, "I don't fly fish."

The man asks the bum if he would like to come home with him for a home cooked meal. The bum accepts eagerly. While they are heading for the man's house, the bum's curiosity gets the better of him. "Isn't your wife going to be angry when she sees a guy like me at your table?"

"Probably," says the man, "but it will be worth it. I want her to see what happens to a guy who doesn't drink, gamble or fly fish."


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John Desjardins
01-15-2002, 12:06 PM
Thanks Fred, it's already printed out to give to my wife tonite.

juro
01-15-2002, 02:21 PM
THANK YOU FRED!

You just made my day.

MJC
01-16-2002, 12:33 AM
Fred, This is very good! My wife will also enjoy it.