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: A good investment 'stratigy?'

03-20-2004, 05:42 AM
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be
worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year ago, drank all the
beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling price, you would have

Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg Plan

03-20-2004, 06:54 AM
I like the way this man thinks.

If anyone is going to be at the South Boston St. Patrick's Day parade this Sunday I'll be the guy driving the black Hummer with the Guinness banners draped all over it and the guy in the big foam Guinness pint suit standing in the back.

03-20-2004, 09:41 AM
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

!!!10 out of 10 Fred!!!