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: To cute not to share (from K. Jackson)

10-19-2003, 07:29 PM
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:
> >
> > "Dear wife,
> > you must realize that you are 54 years old, and I have
> > certain needs you are no longer able to satisfy. I am
> > otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you
> > will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you
> > receive this, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18 year
> > old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight."
> >
> >
> > When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter
> > waiting for him that read as follows:
> >
> > "Dear husband,
> > you too, are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this
> > letter, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18 year
> > old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician you are, you
> > can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot
> > more times than 54 goes into 18.....Don't wait up!"

10-19-2003, 10:34 PM
Baaaad Fred; but true.:devil:

10-20-2003, 01:04 AM
Wish I could remember who said that.

Actually, in the old "Pogo" comic strip: the best line ever was:

"We've met the enemy (sp?), and they is us." (3 double malts, and an 'go to heck' arguement with the "redhead" puts you in a BAD! mood.') Any one have a clue why females are 'clue less?'

Best one liner I ever saw was in a bar in ... well, Alaska: "Women, if it wasn't for sex, there'd be a Bounty on them."

That just "age dated" me.

10-20-2003, 04:25 PM
Old song with a great line: "If women were squirrels with big bushy tails, I'd load up my shotgun with rock salt and nails":eyecrazy:

I in no way advocate the above... Unless women suddenly become squirrels with big bushy tails:devil: